ROFLMBO!!

Balloonist and Fisherman


A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She
lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below.

She shouts to him, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I
promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I
don't know where I am.'

The man consults his portable GPS and
replies,'You're in a hot air balloon, approximately
30 feet above ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level.
You are at 49 degrees,14.97 minutes north latitude and 100
degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolls her eyes and says, 'You must be a
Conservative!'
'I am,' replies the man. 'How did you know?'

'Well,' answers the balloonist,
'everything you tell me is technically correct, but I
have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm
still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to me.'

The man smiles and responds, 'You must be a
Liberal'. 'I am,' replies the balloonist.
'How did you know?'

'Well,' says the man, 'You don't know
where you are or where you're going. You've risen to
where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made
a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you
expect me to solve your problem.

You're in exactly the same predicament you were
before we met, but, somehow, it's now my fault.



Brazilian

The Dept Of Defense briefed the president this morning.



They told President Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq .



To everyone's surprise, all the color drained from Obama's face.

Then he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken,

almost in tears.



Finally, he composed himself and asked, 'Just how many is a brazilian?'

This is not surprising, since he obviously has no understanding of

billion or trillion either.


}Thank you MML at Prepwise for making me pee myself!!{

TTFN
Me