The Stolen Car??

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> A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.
> Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right
> thing, by stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the > red
> light by accelerating through the intersection.
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> The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in > frustration,
> as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her > cell
> phone and makeup.
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> As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up > into
> the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit > her
> car with her hands up.
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> He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted,
> photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a
> policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back > to
> the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal
> belongings.
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> He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind > your car
> while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, > and
> cussing a blue streak at him." I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper
> sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-
> School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the
> trunk; naturally...I assumed you had stolen the car."
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> Ouch!